Plump Horse

by Paul Hornschemeier

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Cranberry

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See Biscuit, Eat Biscuit

The problem of horse obesity has raised the concern of literally zero Americans. Fact is, we’ve never seen an overweight horse (except maybe for those My Little Ponies, who could stand to hit the Stairmaster). And until they learn to do things like eat White Castle, play Xbox, and sit at a desk for 40 hours a week, we don’t imagine we will. So eat up, Equine-Americans! You’ll work it off in the paddock!

This shirt was designed by: Paul Hornschemeier, Chicago-based creator of Forlorn Funnies, News and Headlice, and the underappreciated Oh Well t-shirt, which you’re all going to wish you’d bought someday, you ingrates.

Wear this shirt: to help your horse with her body-image issues.

Don’t wear this shirt: to an Oakland Raiders game.

This shirt tells the world: “The heavier the wallop, the sweeter the gallop.”

We call this color: A Horse of a Different Cranberry.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!