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Pocket FishMan

by SkekTek

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 20 - Dec 22
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 20
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Aquarium? Damn Near Killed ‘Im

2nd Place in Derby #29 (Trompe L’Oeil), with 688 votes!

OK, OK, in retrospect, maybe it wasn’t the most foresighted idea to ride my bike to the pet store. I was distraught, OK? Conan, my beloved beta, had just passed away after four wonderful months. I knew, if I didn’t get a replacement immediately, I’d never be able to move on with my life. Good thing I was wearing my pocket T. And Red Sonja didn’t seem to mind the ride. It sure beats ordering aquatic creatures through the mail. What kind of a nut does that?

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot user SkekTek, who we always have good feelings about because that username reminds us of the episode of King of the Hill where Dale gets a job with StikTek.

Wear this shirt: to Petsmart. With any luck, they’ll stop you for shoplifting. You can make a big a scene about it and then sue them for public embarrassment. By the time it’s over, you’ll own the place.

Don’t wear this shirt: and put an actual fish-in-a-bag in the pocket, especially around people who’ve seen you wear it before. One false assumption on their part could lead to disaster.

This shirt tells the world: “Is that a fish in my pocket, or am I just wearing a shirt designed to give the casual observer that impression?”

We call this color: Algae.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
jeremy662
Last Wooter to Woot:
Samantharasband

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Pocket FishMan by SkekTek
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.