3rd place in Derby #173 Build Your Own Robot, with 689 votes!

Sure, he looks nice enough. And he is, as long as you’re doing what you’re supposed to be doing. A friendly wave, a nice pat on the shoulder, a playful punch in the gut, hey, it’s all cool. We gotta get along in this world. But the second you go for the pocket? Your fingers are gone.

See, it’s all about duty with this fella. And he’s going to do his duty. He’s got one job, and one job only. If you don’t get in his way, you do whatever you want. Hey, he’s a nice guy! Meet him in a bar, he’d buy you a drink! But if you start thinking about the pocket, he’s going to take you down.

It’s nothing personal. Just business.

Wear this shirt: when you feel lonely or unsafe.

Don’t wear this shirt: if it isn’t yours. That little guy doesn’t change his loyalties just because you stole the shirt. He’s not a genie, he’s a soldier.

This shirt tells the world: “If you need a pen, maybe you’d better go to the store.”

We call this color: Code Cranberry, Code Cranberry, Secure The Perimeter

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