Smell that freshness in the air? It’s the subtle aroma of cherry blossoms, mud, and—whoa, I guess the neighborhood cat lady has opened her windows for the first time in months. Here comes Robin Redbreast. Here come this year’s crocuses. And here comes the springtime sun to melt away another winter’s worth of frozen urine from the alley behind the corner bar.

There’s no denying it: Spring has got sprung like the protagonist of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s greatest hit. And what better season is there in which to spend some time with your buds? Ha! Get it? “Buds?”

This shirt was designed by: thedansterwashere, finally answering that age-old question: Hey, where was the danster?

Wear this shirt: on Arbor Day, Tu B’Shvat, or Australia’s National Tree Day.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you don’t want our peaches, honey.

This shirt tells the world: “Being green is not nearly so difficult as we’ve been led to believe.”

We call this color: Green Olive Tree, Fair, And Of Goodly Fruit

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