All-new for 2008, it’s Polite Pete™, the adorable microcar that’s small in size but big on manners! Other cars spew noxious gas all day long without a second thought. Not Polite Pete! His patented PowerCourtesy™ technology offers an appropriate apology for any embarrassing emission, admission, or omission! From harmless fender-benders to multiple-fatality drunk-driving pileups, Polite Pete will help smooth over hurt feelings, and just maybe keep you out of the courtroom. Optional Spanish, Chinese (Mandarin or Cantonese), Tagalog, and Vietnamese ApologyPacks™ are available to keep up with these changing times. Goodbye, road rage – hello, road courtesy! Driving Polite Pete means never having to say you’re sorry!

This shirt was designed by: Corey Everett, a Philadelphia artist, designer, husband, and father who enjoys talking to his car.

Wear this shirt: to the electric chair. The governor probably won’t respond, but at least you’ll die hilarious.

Don’t wear this shirt: as a substitute for apologizing for your own “exhaust fumes.”

This shirt tells the world: “My ideal car combines advanced, future-forward engineering with old-fashioned common courtesy.”

We call this color: It’s Easier To Ask For Forgiveness Than Cream.

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