Back to
Free Express shipping for Prime members. Learn more

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

Popstical Illusion

by Paul Burgess

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 25 - Mar 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Trompe La Langue

Adrift in the non-Euclidean void of the Otherverse, Steve heard a reassuring, familiar chiming sound…

There it was, rolling down a road which looked like it bulged in the middle but whose sides were totally parallel. An ice cream truck. As it drew nearer, the truck’s bells rang with modal contra-harmonics that Steve thought he could actually see.

“Wait! Wait! Stop!” The truck slowed to a halt and Steve ran to the window on its side.

The driver’s face looked convex at first, but then the light shifted and it looked concave. “What can I get you?”

“I need to get home. Please, help me get home.”

The man smiled – or frowned? “Home is a place for coming from, not going to.”

Steve had the distinct impression that if he could turn the man’s face upside down, his eyebrows would look like a mouth and his chin would look like some sort of fez. But he couldn’t worry about that now. “Please, I don’t know where I am, and I don’t understand this place, and I just want to get back. Can you help me? Please?”

“No,” the man said. “But I’ll give you a free bomb pop for your trouble.”

Wear this shirt: on both of your torsos and all three of your arms.

Don’t wear this shirt: when the real ice-cream truck comes through. Ray Ray, that guy who drives it, has been having a little trouble with reality since he quit rehab. You don’t want to set him off.

This shirt tells the world: “If life is a double popsicle, why do I have three sticks?”

We call this color: Optical Ibluesion.

Back to top


Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 26.000s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. Wonder Wombman
  2. Mother of Yoshi
  3. Girl Power III
  4. Not The Droids - Reimagined
Popstical Illusion by Paul Burgess
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.