The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round
Round and Round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
By your right breast
The train on the tracks goes click click click
Click click click
Click click click
The train on the tracks goes click click click
By your left breast
The car with the bike rack goes vroooooom
Vroooooom
Vroooooom
The car with the bike rack goes vroooooom
In the vicinity of your spleen
The bullet train goes by wooshwoosh fast
Wooshwoosh fast
Wooshwoosh fast
The bullet train goes by wooshwoosh fast
Over most of your stomach and intestines
The scooters on the left go rev rev rev
Rev rev rev
Rev rev rev
The scooters on the left go rev rev rev
I guess that’s near the lung
The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round
Round and Round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
By your right breast

This shirt was designed by: the two-person team of cheesesandwich and tomato soup. They might be the only lunch to ever design a shirt! Also their real names are Amanda and Wes Barker, but that’s not as cute, so we don’t care.

Wear this shirt: to a kindergarten class. You’ll look stylish and also will instantly become eligible for an educational grant.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re going to complain that technically it’s more of a camper and not really so much of a bus. Cause if that’s the case, you can just log right the heck out, Mister Smarty Pants.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m the Slim Goodbody of vehicles!”

We call this color: Heather Gray-hound. Leave the driving to us!

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