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Public Service Announcement

by oakenspirit

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 12 - Jul 13
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 10
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members
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Careful

3rd Place in Derby #345: Snarky Slogans, with 198 votes!

The funny thing about a shirt that says, "I couldn't care less" that it disproves itself merely by existing. You very much COULD care less. For example you could wear a shirt that makes no mention of caring at all, thus illustrating your lack of care, because if you really do not care at all, then you're not even thinking about how much you care. 

In fact, why wear any shirt at all? Why go outside? Why get up in the morning? The person who lies naked in bed for days on end, that person is the one who truly cannot care less. If you were to go up to him or her and ask, "What is it that you care about?" he or she would be like, "What was that sixth word you said? I've never heard it before." Or maybe he/she would say, "Subaru Outback," because he/she thinks you're asking what kind of car they like in a weird accent. But the truth is, a person who didn't care about anything would have no preference in cars, so forget that last part. 

Basically, the point I'm trying to make here is… huh, I've kinda lost it. Meh, who cares, right?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 33.994s
First Sucker:
ThumperWabbt
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter167514179

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Public Service Announcement by oakenspirit
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.