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Pumpkin Everything

by kevlar51

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 19 - Oct 21
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Dreaming of Pumpkins

It's all coming up pumpkin.

In real life, I can sip my pumpkin latte and eat my pumpkin scone, but in my dreams - OH, IN MY DREAMS! - I can do so much more!

In my dreams, I drive my pumpkin car down the pumpkin paved road towards my modest pumpkin house. And after parking in my pumpkin garage and taking off my pumpkin coat, I sit down on my pumpkin couch and eat it a little pumpkin dinner while watching some pumpkin television. Eventually I nod off, maybe right there on the pumpkin couch or maybe I have the foresight to walk up the pumpkin stairs, lay down in my pumpkin bed, and pull the pumpkin covers over myself.

I sleep okay, sure. But soon enough my pumpkin alarm clock sounds, and then it's time to take a quick pumpkin shower, throw on some pumpkin pants, and head into the pumpkin office for another long pumpkin doing pumpkin.

Before I even have a chance to sit down in my pumpkin cubicle, my pumpkin boss is on my pumpkin case about some pumpkin tasks I forgot to pumpkin, and can I pumpkin them right away? Because he's gonna need them for his pumpkin at pumpkin o'clock.

And that's fine. After all, it is my pumpkin to do the pumpkin, but did he have to be so pumpkin about it? In front of all my co-pumpkins? And now I can barely pumpkin my pumpkin, because I'm feeling so pumpkin.

I get up and go to the pumpkin, hoping some pumpkin will pumpkin me up a little bit, but when I get there and try to pump the pumpkin, I find that it's all out of pumpkin. So now, I'm wasting valuable pumpkin to pumpkin up some fresh pumpkin, because the last pumpkin didn't have the common pumpkin to pumpkin it himself.

And that's when I realize that today's not pumpkin. It's actually just PUMPKIN! And so I've got a whole three pumpkins left before the pumpkinend.

Feeling too pumpkin to pumpkin any real pumpkin, I decide the best thing to do is to slip into the Men's pumpkin, hide out in one of the pumpkins, and do a little pumpkin off of a pumpkin. And yeah, I told myself that those pumpkins were behind me, that I'd finally kick my pumpkin habit and just go pumpkin, but desperate pumpkins call for desperate pumpkins.

And that's my pumpkin dream!

Wear this shirt: while eating a pumpkin donut and drinking a pumpkin beer.

Don't wear this shirt: to the apple orchard.

This shirt tells the world: "This isn't everything, but you get the point."

We call this color: Brown, the color of pumpkins in springtime!

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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  • 2% one month old
  • 14% one year old
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  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Pumpkin Everything by kevlar51
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.