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Pure Bread

by Michelle Li (aka littleclyde)

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 25 - Sep 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Dough Mi So Dough Dough So Mi Do

Love cats? You’ll probably love cat bread too!

Doughy doughy doughy curled under the sink
You’re rising to delicious bread
And I bend down to pat your head
Your little nose all cute and pink
Dough, I needed you, cat
You I’ve heated and I’m eating yet
Just from a slice or two
Know I’ll want more of you

Buttered up and cat side down
But dropping then becomes the trick
Cause then the slice forever stays
Suspended don’t you know
Laws of physics should apply to bread
But hey, just let it go
And cuddle up near you
Just cuddle up to you

Mew
Soft and spongey
Mew
Warm and snuggly
Mew
On my range I
Baked you for about an hour
Just yeast, flour and water but
You’re still supreme
Stay out of my cream

Fresh bread smell against my face
I’m glad that you are not a cake
You purr and stretch upon my chest
My favorite kitten slice
My how you have grown, so grown
So grown, and now it’s time for tea
I’ll cut your crusts off, toss them out
And triangle you carefully

Mew
Soft and spongey
Mew
Warm and snuggly
Mew
You were leavened

Wear this shirt: with some jam.

Don’t wear this shirt: around dog lovers with wheat allergies.

This shirt tells the world: “Baby, I’m-a Want You.”

We call this color: Royal Russian Blue

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 39.000s
First Sucker:
kisiox11
Last Wooter to Woot:
holyorda

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Pure Bread by Michelle Li (aka littleclyde)
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