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Race for a Snack

by ApeLad

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 24 - Jul 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

A Body Like A Couch

I'm doing a Couch-to-5k plan, without the 5k.

Have you heard of the Couch-to-5k running plan? Basically it's a way to get people who do not exercise in shape to run a 5K race via gradually escalating training. It's a great way to get active again even if your body tells you "hell no" every time you don a pair of sweatpants. I really recommend it. However, I prefer a slightly modified version that removes the pesky 5K element.

My training methodology is simple. Start with short, 20-minute lounges on the couch to get your body acclimated to sloth. Then begin doing 90-second alternates between lounging and napping. You aren't doing it competitively yet, so don't even worry about how hard you're napping. Finally, by the end of the program you'll be able to do a full 30-minute period of indolence on the couch.

You'll be amazed how easy it is to become a couch potato in just a few short weeks. It might even given you the ego boost to someday become a teamster!

Wear this shirt: until you sweat through it completely while watching Firefly.

Don't wear this shirt: after you've sweat through it completely while watching Firefly.

This shirt tells the world: "I'm the Lance Armstrong of laziness without all the doping."

We call this color: Royal Blue Varicose Veins

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 59.331s
First Sucker:
pepitojones
Last Wooter to Woot:
kappytime100

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Race for a Snack by ApeLad
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.