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Race for a Snack

by ApeLad

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 16 - Jul 17
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 15
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

A Body Like A Couch

I'm doing a Couch-to-5k plan, without the 5k.

Have you heard of the Couch-to-5k running plan? Basically it's a way to get people who do not exercise in shape to run a 5K race via gradually escalating training. It's a great way to get active again even if your body tells you "hell no" every time you don a pair of sweatpants. I really recommend it. However, I prefer a slightly modified version that removes the pesky 5K element.

My training methodology is simple. Start with short, 20-minute lounges on the couch to get your body acclimated to sloth. Then begin doing 90-second alternates between lounging and napping. You aren't doing it competitively yet, so don't even worry about how hard you're napping. Finally, by the end of the program you'll be able to do a full 30-minute period of indolence on the couch.

You'll be amazed how easy it is to become a couch potato in just a few short weeks. It might even given you the ego boost to someday become a teamster!

Wear this shirt: until you sweat through it completely while watching Firefly.

Don't wear this shirt: after you've sweat through it completely while watching Firefly.

This shirt tells the world: "I'm the Lance Armstrong of laziness without all the doping."

We call this color: Royal Blue Varicose Veins

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 59.331s
First Sucker:
pepitojones
Last Wooter to Woot:
ZaneSmith

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Race for a Snack by ApeLad
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