Listen, Rain-bo, I thought we had a deal. You told us if the first film did well, you’d come back for the next one.

All that viral marketing we did last summer was just to test the waters for your next big project, man. Our findings show that, in every focus group we polled, people will line up in droves to see the sequel to Rain-bo. I can already see the posters! Double Rain-bo: This Time, It’s All The Way is going to reinvent the genre, I’m telling you.

Huh? A political thriller? What like “Mr. Rain-bo Goes to Washington” or something? I don’t know, man. Do you really think the public is ready for a movie about a rainbow leading the way to greater freedoms for all of America’s citizens? Sounds a little far-fetched to me.

Tell you what, you do this film for us and not only will we fund your little political piece, but I’ll make sure you get a part in the Noah’s Ark movie. We gotta deal?

Wear this shirt: as you interrogate the enemy about the location of the Rainbow Connection.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a military recruitment office until about mid-summer.

This shirt tells the world: “This room could use a splash of color. How about BLOOD RED?”

We call this color: Bring ‘Em Back Olive

Back to top