1st place in Derby #96: Dance, theinfinityloop with 1453 votes!

“Ginger?”

“Yes, Fred?”

“Why are those little slugs cheering us on?”

“They’re not slugs, Fred. They’re crabs.”

“Like the Macra?”

“I don’t know what those are, Fred.”

“That’s because you’re a woman.”

“You say that like it’s a bad thing.”

“Say, I think that crab can see up your skirt.”

“It’s all right, Fred. There’s nothing to see. I’m made of translucent raindrops.”

“Even still, I should give him a piece of my mind.”

“Oh, Fred. It’s the 21st Century! Don’t be such a drip.”

Wear this shirt: to show you don’t mind a little outdoor fun. What are you, made of sugar?

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re actually made of sugar. Also, maybe call a few research scientists because they’re gonna want to talk to your parents about getting some of their DNA on file.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m only happy when it… what do you mean, been done?”

We call this color: Asphalt Always Looks Better After It Rains

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