Raising Awareness

by kevlar51

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

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Career/Shirt Choices

Do you choose to be: a carpenter from Ohio with a hoodie, or a banker from Boston with a t-shirt?

If you choose to be a hoodie carpenter, you will begin your journey through life with slightly less money. However, you will be able to fix your own wagon tongues, and will gain membership into a local carpenter's union. Plus, you'll be warm and cozy. Plus, Jesus was a carpenter! That's pretty rad.

If you choose to be a banker from Boston with a t-shirt, you'll start with more money, but your "score" at the end of life will not be as high, because you wore a t-shirt to your banking job. Seriously, what were you thinking? Times have changed, but banking is banking and you've got to look respectable.

Of course, you could always choose to be a farmer from Illinois and not wear a shirt at all, but would immediately lose at life. Not only is small-scale agriculture a near impossibility in the era of agribusiness, but you're putting yourself at serious risk of skin cancer going shirtless in the fields all day. Tsk tsk.

Wear this shirt: until it hangs loosely over your dysentery-ravaged body.

Don't wear this shirt: as you wade into Soda Springs. It's gauche.

This shirt tells the world: "Remember how funny gruesome death seemed in 5th grade?"

We call this color: You shot a black bear! And four rabbits! And a squirrel! And two deer! And…you're a cold-blooded monster!

Tee

Tee and Pullover Hoodie Detail

Pullover Hoodie

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

96% bought 1
4% bought 2
0% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 12.885s

First Sucker:: Derk

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 12.885s

First Sucker:: Derk

Last Wooter to Woot:: andrewddavis

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
96% second woot
4% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

9% joined today
1% one week old
1% one month old
14% one year old
75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

96% bought 1
4% bought 2
0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
7%	5%	1%	1%	1%	2%	4%	5%	7%	7%	5%	5%	5%	5%	4%	4%	4%	4%	3%	5%	3%	5%	4%	4%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
4%	76%	7%	3%	4%	3%	3%

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