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by Zeptonn

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer

Reduce, Reuse, Regurgitate


Consider the food pyramid for a second. It’s crazy, right? Everything you digest—every spinach salad and bacon cheeseburger—is made up of the matter that it, in turn, digested. And when your body is done with those nutrients, you excrete waste, or die, and thereby feed the molds and microbes and maggots at the bottom of the pyramid and the cycle begins again.

When you think about how all the life on Earth is connected, it kind of makes you want to take better care of the planet, doesn’t it? And also wash your produce better, ‘cause ick.

You are what you eat, they say, which is presumably why every critter in the illustration on today’s shirt is a fantastical fish-worm thing. Nutritional recommendation for FF-WTs: Get a little more grain in your diet, and a little less of each other!

This shirt was designed by: Zeptonn, keeper of the large menagerie of squiggly weirdebeasts at Take one home! They adorn many useful consumer products, from snowboards to shirts to wallets and more. Say, with commissions to beautify so many of the things we use every day, how does Zeptonn have time to contribute to the Black Rock Collective too? ANSWER US THAT, ZEPTONN—IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME.

Wear this shirt: on “Casual Friday” to find out just how “casual” it really is.

Don’t wear this shirt: to our date at Old Country Buffet, where even the subtlest reference to upchucking can keep us from getting our money’s worth.

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t feel so good. But I look great!”

We call this color: Cream Around The Gills.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 42.000s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 45% one year old
  • 36% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.