Regius Fructus

by Santo76 and Evan Stoler

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Baby Blue

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Wait, for real? She was an actual peach?

I don’t know, man. Other than that Sir-Mix-A-Lot video, they don’t do much for me.

I guess it’s my fault for not asking you guys to clarify. I just sort of inferred that this kingdom and its inhabitants were mushroom PEOPLE, or at least sentient or something.

I gotta say, this makes the whole adventure you guys just recounted to me kind of underwhelming. So you were basically just stomping through a salad bar? Wait, you told me the princess was so thankful that you, y’know, consummated.

Oh god. Oh god, what have you two done? That Whole Foods is never going to let us shop there again!

Wear this shirt: On an adventure through eight magical worlds, each one with its own theme or at least a palette swap.

Don’t wear this shirt: Playing tennis or golf. No one wants to see that.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ll bet you can guess my favorite quote from the movie Face/Off.”

We call this color: Buxom Baby Blue

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!