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Relative Dimensions

by ApeLad

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 26 - Feb 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 24
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Wrap Your Mind Around This

You can’t spell “IT’S RAD” without…

There comes a time when it’s not even about technology any more. There comes a time when it’s just about showing off. Like, okay, you can travel in time and that’s great, woo hoo. But as you do it, you’re gonna haul around an entire spare dimension just for fun?

Because there are a lot of people who might think, you know, “I just found my own dimension, maybe I’ll explore that for a bit.” But the kind of person who says “Hey, my dimension has a library and a pool, I need to go show it off to people who aren’t completely ready to fly past their only moon”? Yeah, that’s like the rich kid in school buying two ice cream cones and eating them both in front of you.

All we’re saying is that you can’t help being born into a centuries old alien society that essentially defeated death, but you don’t have to throw your stupid stolen car in everyone’s face like you invented it or something. Every sixth grader seems cool to the kindergarteners.

Wear this shirt: if you have to ask, you probably aren’t interested.

Don’t wear this shirt: inside out. You’d reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.

This shirt tells the world: ”...but I kind of liked those old quarry planets.”

We call this color: You Can Hold Your Breath Until You Turn Baby Blue But Nine Ain’t Comin’ Back

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 3.000s
First Sucker:
applemachome
Last Wooter to Woot:
tabbyfoo

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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