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Come Fly Away

2nd place in Derby #258: Beauty Within, with 544 votes!

The butterfly was so beautiful that everyone felt the need to paint it, regardless of their skill level. Also regardless of whether or not they were driving.

The sheriff's office estimated that the butterfly caused nearly 85 traffic accidents that summer.

"We're calling this thing public enemy number 1," said the Sheriff at a press conference. "And we will not rest until we have it in custody."

But the task proved more difficult than he expected, as he sifted through painting after painting of the criminal. They all appeared splotchy and abstract, and so he had no idea what the butterfly really looked like.

"I got a whole friggin' town full of painters all the sudden, and none of them can look at the darn thing straightforward-like," thought the sheriff.

Wear this shirt: to a butterfly exhibit.

Don't wear this shirt: to a butterfly-eating exhibit.

This shirt tells the world: "You can be free as a bird if you wanna be; I'm choosing to be free as a butterfly."

We call this color: grass. Also, if I don't say butterfly here, the pattern is broken.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
485C - 4975C - 3945C - 332C - 5265C - 333C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 28.119s
First Sucker:
misskeli
Last Wooter to Woot:
slashy42

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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