4th place in Derby #80: Double-Take Derby #4

Oh, yeah, you THINK you’re making a difference, but you know what? The rebellious underground of today is the power elite of tomorrow. You think you stand against the flow, maybe you can send it back the other way? Hey, that’s just what the power that be is HOPING for! Guess what a circuit can’t do without? That’s right! Resistance!

See, the only way to truly win is to bypass the circuit completely. An open circuit just can’t operate, so it’ll sit there helplessly, trying very hard to make someone resist so that it can operate the way it’s used to operating. If you truly want to change a system, don’t fight it, just get everybody to walk away. The whole thing will just stop.

But if we’re being honest with ourselves, most resistors don’t even want real change. They just want to be running the circuit themselves. So don’t hate the voltage. Hate the amps.

Wear this shirt: after you’ve been grounded.

Don’t wear this shirt: unless you want to look current.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m on a resist tour!”

We call this color: Navy Electrical Systems Engineer

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