2nd place in Derby #116: Erase Hunger, Create Hope, with 957 votes!

100% True Rice Facts:

• “Rice milk” is not actually produced in the rice plant’s breasts, but rather the part of its structure that most closely corresponds to our pancreas! Strange but true!
• The singular form of the word “rice” is “rouse!” Wow!
• It is illegal to throw rice at weddings in Philadelphia, because pigeons will eat it. Later, when they drink water, the rice expands and can burst their bodies! A gruesome truism!
• This shirt was designed to help raise awareness of world hunger as part of the UN World Food Program’s Billion for a Billion campaign! Totally true and not funny at all!
• Canadian artist Boyle Nyastchuk has created perfect scale replicas of some of the world’s greatest masterpieces on grains of rice! He works under powerful magnifying lenses and applies paint with shrew whiskers! His work is delicious with red beans and salsa! It’s a fact!
• Although many have tried, no one has ever successfully domesticated “wild rice!” Its independent spirit is too strong! Far out, man!
• Condoleezza Rice turns out not to be an Indian dish at all, but is actually a person’s name! Embarrassing for us at the buffet!

Wear this shirt: under a hoodie with a picture of sweet-and-sour pork on it.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the Pasta House.

This shirt tells the world: “Yo, soy.”

We call this color: Brown Rice

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