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Ride The Magic Rails

by fishbiscuit5

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

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Never Again.

The last time I fell for "magic rails" was in that night club bathroom.

Sure, buddy. Whatever you say. I'll just follow you to some dank corner of King's Cross and then poof, magically become a wizard. Has that line ever worked? Holy s---, is that an owl? How did you sneak an owl in here?

Look, man, normally I'm pretty chill about this sort of thing but you're really skeezing me out. The last time I fell for the ol' "last train to magic town" I woke up naked in a closet and covered in cigarette burns. I still get panic attacks when I see British women holding umbrellas. Just make with the magic dust. I've got $80.

Wear this shirt: While spending all day riding around the MetroLink.

Don't wear this shirt: On the monorail.

This shirt tells the world: "We're goin' off the rails on the muggle train!"

We call this color: Black Magic Woman

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!