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Ringbearer & Co.

by Patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 24 - Aug 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 21
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

1st place in Derby #562: Crests, Insignias and Seals!

And with this ring, we seal our love. Wait, where'd she go? She just disappeared when I put the ring on her!

"Whoa, talk about a runaway bride, huh?"

[Laughter and applause]

Rodney Dangerfield? What are you doing at my wedding?

"Well, right now I'm standin'! Jeez, no respect!"

[Laughter and applause]

Yeah, but... okay, that was funny and all, but I'm actually kind of troubled. See, I put a ring on my bride-to-be--

"And she became a bride-be-gone!"

[laughter and applause]

I wasn't going to say anything, but to be honest, you seem like kind of a non sequitur in this whole thing. Like, the initial set-up isn't a reference to anything you're involved in.

"I thought you were the groom, not the celebrity cameo police."

[laughter and applause]

That was barely a joke.

"Youch, I mean, jeez! I get no respect! I'm out of here!"

[Crowd awws sadly; bride reappears]

Where were you, Cheryl?!

"I'm sorry. I would've come out sooner, it's just that I heard Rodney Dangerfield."

Not a fan?

"No Chris. Rodney and I... we were lovers once."

[Crowd gasps]

Ugh. I am so done with all this. Reverend Gollum, please, just skip to the end.

"Yes, Yes. Me skip to end. I now pronounce you each other's preciouses!"

[Wild cheering and applause]

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 44.881s
First Sucker:
cnowen
Last Wooter to Woot:
WeepingDragon

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Ringbearer & Co. by Patrickspens
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.