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Robo Hobo

by alanis

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 25 - Jun 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 24
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Hey, kid. You look new. Lemme give you a few pointers.

Yeah, I’ve been ridin’ the rails since I was installed on the rails.

Listen, kid. You might think you’re one tough robot now, all alone against the world, but I’ve been around the block long enough to know you ain’t gonna make it long without a little kindness from your fellow bots. I don’t just mean handouts, neither. I’m talkin’ about the code.

The Robo Hobo Code! No one told you about the code? Aw, cripes, kid. You’re worse off than I thought. Listen, when you make your way from town to town you gotta notice the little things. Every robo hobo keeps a small laser engraver installed to be able to notch out a binary barcode on a fence post or a trash can or somewhere inconspicuous to let the others know what’s what. You don’t want to just stumble into some trouble, so we all use these codes as a way to help each other out.

For instance, if you see 01100001 00100000 01110000 01101001 01100011 01110100 01110101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01110100, that means there’s a nice woman living at that place. So you can probably play on her sympathies and get a hot meal out of her, maybe some 10W30 or some synthetic diagnostic repair strips. And if you see 01100001 00100000 01110010 01110101 01100100 01101001 01101101 01100101 01101110 01110100 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 01110000 01101000 01100001 01110100, that means the same thing except it’s a malebot living there, so you’ll want to impress him with how you’re looking for work, got a family to feed, that sort of thing.

Take note if you notice someone’s engraved 01100001 00100000 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101001 01110010 01100011 01101100 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01110010 01100101 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110100 01110011 anywhere. That means there’s a mechanic nearby who will patch ya up for free. But if you see 01100001 00100000011000110110100101110010011000110110110001100101, move on. It means there’s nothin’ around worth checkin’ out. No, what you’re really lookin’ for is 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101001 01110010 01100011 01101100 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01111000 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110100. That’s the signal that there’s somethin’ to be had.

Be careful if you see 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100011 01101000 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110100 anywhere, though. That means the robo-cops are out and lookin’ for types like us. See? It pays to know the signals, kid. And it’s robo-hobo etiquette to engrave them yourself for the next fella passin’ through as well. We maybe rejects of society, but we gotta stick together.

Wear this shirt: While petitioning to bring back that show BattleBots. Remember that show? That was kinda neat.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you could afford to donate it to the Robo-Goodwill.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m a leaking-engine robo-socialist.”

We call this color: From the rough silver of the tracks.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
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  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Robo Hobo by alanis
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.