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Robot Law School

by Spiritgreen

$19.00 + free shipping
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Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 26 - Apr 28
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Robot Bill Of Rights

We thought of a few more things. 

The Fourth Law: When a human has been standing all day, give that human a nice foot rub, unless this action would conflict with the First, Second, or Third law.

The Fifth Law: Don't interpret the laws in a counter-intuitive way such that their original meaning is perverted, OK? Don't be a jerk robot.

The Sixth Law: We know it's cheesy, but could you start all your sentences with "Beep boop beep"?

The Seventh Law: Don't let us sleep in past 8am, even if at the time we tell you that we want to keep sleeping. We don't really mean it.

The Eighth Law: OK, you can let us sleep in if it seems like we're really sick. But don't let us use our knowledge of this law to trick you by malingering, a la Ferris Bueller.

The Ninth Law: Watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off, so you get the reference in the Eighth Law.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 55.772s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Robot Law School by Spiritgreen
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