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Robot Law School

by Spiritgreen

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 30 - Dec 2
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 26 - Nov 29
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 5 - Dec 7
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Robot Bill Of Rights

We thought of a few more things. 

The Fourth Law: When a human has been standing all day, give that human a nice foot rub, unless this action would conflict with the First, Second, or Third law.

The Fifth Law: Don't interpret the laws in a counter-intuitive way such that their original meaning is perverted, OK? Don't be a jerk robot.

The Sixth Law: We know it's cheesy, but could you start all your sentences with "Beep boop beep"?

The Seventh Law: Don't let us sleep in past 8am, even if at the time we tell you that we want to keep sleeping. We don't really mean it.

The Eighth Law: OK, you can let us sleep in if it seems like we're really sick. But don't let us use our knowledge of this law to trick you by malingering, a la Ferris Bueller.

The Ninth Law: Watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off, so you get the reference in the Eighth Law.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 55.772s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Robot Law School by Spiritgreen
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.