Even the most fearsome terror-borg gets weary sometimes. Even the most pitiless machine of destruction needs a little TLC after a rough day stomping everything in his path into dust. Here we find a rare glimpse of a robot caught in repose, so relaxed that his component parts are skittering free across the operating table. Behind every great robot stands a good mechanic - and our dismantled friend here needs a good one if he ever wants to walk again, or fly, or annihilate entire cities with his death-ray eyebeams.

This shirt was designed by: illustrator extraordinaire Jan F. Kallwejt, whose work has appeared in logos, advertisements, and magazines across Europe. Although he's currently based in Hamburg, Germany, Jan grew up in Poland at the end of the Soviet era, which could explain his affinity for broken-down machinery.

Wear this shirt to: cheat on your Robot Anatomy final.

Don't wear this shirt to: anyplace where robot children might see it. Its graphic imagery may upset younger robot viewers.

This shirt tells the world: "Everything falls apart, particularly giant robots."

We call this color: Blue Up.

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