1st place in Derby #173 Build Your Own Robot, with 896 votes!

“RUN! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES! ROBOTRON HAS RETURNED AND SHE WILL SPARE NO ONE!”

“AIIIIIIIE!”

”- is Michael Hart reporting LIVE from downtown where a gargantuan metal monstrosity has descended upon the city and is wreaking unimaginable havoc. Casualties are already in the thousands and predicted to skyrocket -”

“What are we going to do? That thing is huge! Oh god WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!”

“Oh my god it’s coming this way! I don’t want this to happen! Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod-”

“Please, Sarah, you have to get up. That thing is going to be here any minute! We HAVE to RUN!”

“Sir, our guns have no effect! I recommend we withdraw immediately and regroup!”

“JORDAN! JORDAN, WHERE ARE YOU?! PLEASE, SOMEBODY HELP ME FIND MY BABY!”

“I’m not sure we CAN stop it, Mr. President. In fact, I-”

Kylie Anne! Lunch is ready!

“Coming, mom!”

Wear this shirt: Any time you need to flee in terror. That’d be pretty ironic.

Don’t wear this shirt: In front of your Roomba. You don’t want to put ideas in its tiny robot brain.

This shirt tells the world: “Just because a kid’s unique doesn’t mean they’re a dangerous weirdo. Except maybe in this case.”

We call this color: Burn it to the Brown

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