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Rock, Paper, Scissor Hold

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 26 - Apr 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 25
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Jan-Ken-Pon Libre

2nd place in Derby #156: Three , with 786 votes!

Paper flying off the turnbuckle to execute its deadly “covers Rock” move! Rock roaring across the canvas to break Scissors! And, of course, Scissors executing a deadly hold on Paper! Available only on on-demand channel 4763, it’s the pay-per-view event of the century: RPSMania XIV!

And by “century” we mean, like, nine months, until RPSMania XV!

Wear this shirt: if you agree that Spock and Lizard have no business disrupting the Trinity.

Don’t wear this shirt in Mexico, where it will be considered a provocative invitation to fight with real rocks, paper, and scissors.

This shirt tells the world: “Three hand gestures enter, no hand gestures leave.”

We call this color: Roshambrown.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Rock, Paper, Scissor Hold by walmazan
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.