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Rodentian Gothic

by jamescho84

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer

Whistler’s Mother’s Pet

3rd place in Derby #47: Home, with 605 votes!

He was from the city. He moved to find work. He was good with numbers but there wasn’t much call for desk jobs. But it didn’t take him long to get the hang of farming. It was either learn or starve. That first year he did both.

In Spring he made it out to the old church for the first time. He fell in love almost right away. It took some courting, but after a year or so she knew he was sincere, and they wed. By then he was pretty comfortable, so he could afford to build a house.

The Good Lord never blessed them with children, but they had each other, and there was always plenty to do. He was her Central Park Tree Rat. She was his Prairie Dawn.

This shirt was designed by: the Lord of lemons, the Baron of business, the Giant of green and the whatever this is in heraldry terms. Sorry, we’re not good with fleur-de-lis-es. But once again, it’s jamescho84!

Wear this shirt: when you’re going to do something wholesome. Like making a peanut butter sandwich or raising a barn or choosing to give the hooker a ride home in GTA:IV. Those streets aren’t safe for a young lady after dark. Especially not in multiplayer.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re terrified when you imagine the kind of oak that would come from an acorn big enough to be used as a squirrel house.

This shirt tells the world: “Ain’t much call for adorable ‘round these parts.”

We call this color: Creme Of Wheat. Or Creme Corn. What would squirrel farmers grow, anyway?

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

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  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 47% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Rodentian Gothic by jamescho84
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.