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3rd place in Derby #70: Seven Deadly Sins, with 726 votes!
I do not like that Sam-Are-I!
My lord commands, so I must die.
I do not like that, Sam-Are-I!
This feudal system seems unwise!
I would die here, I would die there.
You should not be dying here or there.
Should not be dying anywhere.
This system’s bad, you are not free,
You should forswear your fe-al-ty!
I’d die in battle in a house.
I’d die in battle with a mouse.
You should not be in stranger’s houses
There should not be those excess mouses
You should not be dying here or there
Those daimyo aren’t very fair.
You do not have to go and die!
You should embrace demo-cra-sai!
This system’s lousy, you should try
Some different leaders, Sam-Are-I.
This shirt was designed by:
kdeuce, who seems to have been drawing Ronald Reagan here. Does that
look like Reagan to anyone else? Maybe it’s just the monitor.
Wear this shirt:
if you’re trying to form a Multi-Cultural Justice League Shirt Club
with your friends. Remember, change the black guy’s name so you don’t
have to pay royalties.
Don’t wear this shirt: after your lord dies. Traditionally, you should cut the shirt into little pieces to show respect.
This shirt tells the world: “I will defend my master’s intestines or die trying!”
We call this color: Heather Gray-san (Hey, Wasn’t She Robin’s Mother?)
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