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Root System

by Ian Nelson

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 01 - Jul 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 29
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Root, Root, Root For This T-Shirt

Marvel at the aesthetic judgment of nature: it stows the ugly part underground where you can’t see it. The frippery, the flash, the flair go above the surface. The utilitarian roots, gnarled and brown with nary a wasted molecule of ornament, stay under the surface and do their jobs. Actually, the more we think about it, the more we see a kind of creepy The Time Machine or Brave New World parallel, where the ugly roots are the degenerate working-class drones, and the flower is the pampered and pretty upper class. What are you, nature, some kind of fascist?

This shirt was designed by: biologist Ian Nelson, dabbling in the visual arts and helping us get rid of some of these grass-colored shirts.

Wear this shirt: to commune with nature while you’re sitting in your office building where none of the windows open and all you can see outside is parking lots anyway.

Don’t wear this shirt: and try to camouflage yourself in the grass after that woman across the street catches you peeping into her window. It won’t work all that well, and you’ll be wasting valuable fleeing time.

This shirt tells the world: “I drink your water table! I drink it up!”

We call this color: Grasswoots.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 54.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 47% one year old
  • 32% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Root System by Ian Nelson
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.