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Root System

by Ian Nelson

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 17 - Aug 18
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 14
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Root, Root, Root For This T-Shirt

Marvel at the aesthetic judgment of nature: it stows the ugly part underground where you can’t see it. The frippery, the flash, the flair go above the surface. The utilitarian roots, gnarled and brown with nary a wasted molecule of ornament, stay under the surface and do their jobs. Actually, the more we think about it, the more we see a kind of creepy The Time Machine or Brave New World parallel, where the ugly roots are the degenerate working-class drones, and the flower is the pampered and pretty upper class. What are you, nature, some kind of fascist?

This shirt was designed by: biologist Ian Nelson, dabbling in the visual arts and helping us get rid of some of these grass-colored shirts.

Wear this shirt: to commune with nature while you’re sitting in your office building where none of the windows open and all you can see outside is parking lots anyway.

Don’t wear this shirt: and try to camouflage yourself in the grass after that woman across the street catches you peeping into her window. It won’t work all that well, and you’ll be wasting valuable fleeing time.

This shirt tells the world: “I drink your water table! I drink it up!”

We call this color: Grasswoots.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 54.000s
First Sucker:
achiebaba
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 47% one year old
  • 32% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Root System by Ian Nelson
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