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Row Vs. Wade

by RIFFwithCHEESE (Riffmaster18 and Cheesesandwich)

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 18 - Dec 20
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Keep Your Oars Off My Body

1st place in Derby #66: Versus, with 1108 votes!

America, this debate has torn us apart long enough. It’s time to find some common ground. Even the most pro-oar among us can agree that rowing is a lot more work. Besides, history shows us that if the water’s shallow enough to wade across, your boat might get stuck. And the pro-boot forces, for their part, can admit that not everyone is comfortable choosing wading, from those who are disabled or elderly to those who prefer to minimize the risk of getting wet.

The most important thing is, we all want to reduce the number of failed water crossings in America today. That’s why it’s time to build a bridge between these two opposing viewpoints. And that bridge over our troubled waters will be…a bridge. An actual bridge, we mean. Then we can stop arguing over this bitterly divisive issue and turn our attention to matters of substance, like whether or not two stick figures can legally marry.

This shirt was designed by: RIFFwithCHEESE, two-headed love child of Riffmaster18 and Cheesesandwich.

Wear this shirt: because everybody loves a good laugh about Roe v. Wade.

Don’t wear this shirt: and then take it off and put it on a coathanger. That would be in bad taste.

This shirt tells the world: “Against rowboat trips? Don’t have one!”

We call this color: It’s Baby Blue, Not A Choice.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
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Row Vs. Wade by RIFFwithCHEESE (Riffmaster18 and Cheesesandwich)
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.