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Ruff Justice

by Ed Pincombe and Daniel Arzola

$19.00 + free shipping
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Olfactory, My Dear Watson

You could say I “sniffed out the killer” the moment he entered the room.

Oh you were very clever, Mr. Bellers. Incredibly clever, in fact. You left us virtually no clues to follow, no fingerprints, no strands of hair, no bits of mud from your shoe, etc. There were no eyewitnesses to speak of. No one in the area reported any disturbances before the body was found. For all accounts, you slipped in here like a ghost and took that poor man’s life just as silent as you please.

But like all criminals, you made one critical error. You may have taken care of sight and sound, sir, but you were not so diligent when it came to scent, and I’m afraid your crotch puts you directly at the scene of the crime.

Officers, you may take him away. And Watson, be a dear and fetch my treats, will you? I’ll just be here enjoying the celebratory licking of my own genitals.

Wear this shirt: while taking a bite out of crime.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you prefer Great Danes and van travel.

This shirt tells the world: “The only mystery he can’t figure out is why other dog’s poop is so delicious.”

We call this color: I Would’ve Gotten Away With It, Too, If It Hadn’t Been For That Meddling Creme

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 48.000s
First Sucker:
Andrewp1012
Last Wooter to Woot:
mrrecords

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Ruff Justice by Ed Pincombe and Daniel Arzola
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