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Running Wild

by Daniel Paquette a.k.a. thedansterwashere

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 28 - Mar 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

And We’ve Got To Get Ourselves Back To The Garden

Life on this planet doesn’t care what it looks like. Well, okay, we do, but we’re just leftovers from those Capricans who burned all their spaceships. Great move, future Mormons.

Anyway, all life that actually evolved on Earth doesn’t care what it looks like. You have those blind fish that need dentists, you have those bees that don’t shave their bikini line, and you have flowers that never learned how to properly apply makeup.

The moral? Nature is scary, and doesn’t hide it. Nature doesn’t want delicate and perfect, life wants thorns and creepy stalks that are probably poison. Nature is a cruel series of smears on a clean white shirt that was made from dead plants and underpaid employees. And that’s where you can find the real beauty.

Or maybe that’s where you can get eaten by a giant poisonous flower. We mostly stay indoors at our computers so we don’t really know anything about Nature.

Wear this shirt: if you’re poppy and you know it. Then clap your hands.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you think this is a representation of flowers getting shot in the head. If that’s what you think maybe you should talk to someone, like a pastor or guidance counselor.

This shirt tells the world: “Flower? I Barely Even Know ‘Er!”

We call this color: All-Purpose White Baking

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 34.000s
First Sucker:
d4rthdonut
Last Wooter to Woot:
jebelita

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 98% second woot
  • 2% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 45% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Running Wild by Daniel Paquette a.k.a. thedansterwashere
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.