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Sabertooth Can Haz Cheezburger?

by jasneko

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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The Days Before Meme

3rd place in Derby #164: Prehistoric Art, with 550 votes!

Hey, that Flintstone cat is always bragging about how he jumps back in the window and locks his fat owner outside at night. Me? I like to be an outdoor sabertooth. All the good stuff is out there! You just go down to the malt shop and look cute and somebody’s gonna give you a burger. Mmmm, burgers.

All those cats who sit around inside all day, acting like they’re getting away with something. I’ll tell you what they’re getting away with. They’re getting away with dry food and a basic healthy diet. Great, they’ll live to be sixteen or something. Me? I’m gonna have a really delicious five year lifespan of eating and hunting and maybe hanging out at the drag race. Yeah, some people think I’m lucky because they always run faster at the start when I’m there. I don’t think it’s me, but whatever. If it gets me another patty, they can think whatever they want.

Wear this shirt: when you’re going out for burgers. Instead of ordering, you can just point at your shirt and hope that the cashier spends a lot of time on the Internet!

Don’t wear this shirt: around vegan dogs. It won’t end well.

This shirt tells the world: “Even the oldest joke is new to somebody… but not me, so don’t even try.”

We call this color: Surplus Navy Cheese And Grade D Beef With Tons Of Special Sauce

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

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Sabertooth Can Haz Cheezburger? by jasneko
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.