Lark, Sparrow or Dove?

Beloved art thou, oh bird most bright
Thy colors all shine when thou art in flight
Here on my breast I hope you alight
And lay that birdin’ down

Thy plumage attractive, thy waddle serene
Not made thou for water but thou look like a dream
My bosom I offer like you were a meme
Come lay thy birdin’ down

Thou sparkleth, thou glimmerist, thou gleamethest most
Thou haseth a feeder I put on that post
The cat ate half your mate and that was kinda gross
But still, lay thy birdin’ down
But still, lay thy birdin’ down

Wear this shirt: in your hand. That will make it double in value, relative to the ones in the bush.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a tumbler. When someone sees the shirt in a flip, they could get the wrong idea completely.

This shirt tells the world: “Bought this shirt, and it was a gas, soon found out, it was a bird of glass.”

We call this color: Black-sliced Blue-bellied Anderson’s Snooty Woodpecker (Northern)

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