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Salsa Dancing

by ThreeMpress and Enedlhach

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Hola, Messrs. Chips

3rd place in Derby #96: Dance, with 801 votes!

My friends wonder why I always eat at home, and go out no more
I just don’t want any of the foods that they go out for
They think maybe I’m not well, askin’ ‘bout my diet, all right
I say “it’s chips and salsa for every meal, you should try it”

When they persist on giving me an assist
As if they’re all nutritionists
Like they’ve got their pantyhose all in a twist
I give a smile full of crumbs and explain how come:

Because these chips, these chips are on my lips
Because these chips, these chips are on my lips
Because these chips are what I dip in that salsa I like

Because these chips, these chips are on my lips
Because these chips, these chips I can’t resist
And on these chips I will subsist for the rest of my life

Wear this shirt: a few sizes too big to accommodate more chips in the future.

Don’t wear this shirt: without a bib, Captain Burrito-stain.

This shirt tells the world: “MAS CHIPOTLE.”

We call this color: Lettuce, Tomato, Sour Creme

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 1.000s
First Sucker:
KevinMCombes
Last Wooter to Woot:
katierae86

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 50% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Salsa Dancing by ThreeMpress and Enedlhach
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