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Sands of Time

by Steven Lefcourt

$19.00 + free shipping
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 26 - Oct 28
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Sandy

2nd Place in Derby# 292: Time Travel, with 234 votes!

The message of the sands of time thing is that no one really matters all that much. It's like, doing awesome stuff is the same as walking in some sand in the grand scheme of things. Literally, if you're a big celebrity sand walker or something.

But it makes sense on other levels too! Like, you know how when you go to the beach and you get all sandy and you have to shower off? That's like how everyone forgives you right before you die, because hey, you're the one dying, not the other people. That's why, when I'm on my death bed, I'm going to be like, "For years, you made me feel bad for you, but now you feel bad for me. Oh how the tables have turned!" Then I'm going to take my final breath and burst into a cloud of smoke. I'm not sure how. I'm hoping science will find a way in the next few years.

The whole thing breaks down, though, if you think about someone walking through the sands of time with shoes on. It's like, the time-sand gets into your shoes? What the heck does that mean? Are you taking time with you? It's probably so messed up because back when the guy first wrote about the sands of time, shoes weren't invented. And besides, walking in sand with shoes on is lame. So it's like, the metaphor doesn't work for you? That's not our problem! YOU'RE the one who's doing it wrong.

And that's all there is to know about sand and time and how they work together! Goodnight and good luck!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sands of Time by Steven Lefcourt
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