Okay, okay, excuse me, hey, excuse me, I just want to… I SAID EXCUSE ME!

I mean, can’t a strawberry get to the other side of the party? I just want to see what song is playing on the boom box! Yeah, I’m talking to you masked dog-thing. I don’t care how good that drink is, I need to get by. Look, it’s just for a second and you can get right back to hitting on that green smoke or whatever it is you’re doing. Aw, jeez, really? Really? You’re just gonna stand there and be a jerk?

Fine, well, I can be a jerk too. Sorry for yelling, I guess. HEY, APPLE! APPLE! YEAH, IT’S ME! STRAWBERRY! YEAH, LISTEN, LOOK AT THE TAPE. LOOK AT THE TAPE AND TELL ME WHAT IT IS. NO, ON THE BOOM BOX. WHAT SONG ARE WE LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? WHAT? I CAN’T… NO, I CAN’T HEAR YOU. DID YOU SEE IT? OKAY, WRITE IT DOWN AND TELL THE GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE A BARBER SHOP POLE TO PASS IT TO ME. I CAN’T GET OVER THERE CAUSE THIS GUY IS BEING A GRADE A- ooof! Did you just do that on purpose?

Seriously, what’s your problem, dog thing? You want to take this outside? Because I ain’t some shortcake, if that’s what you’re thinking. I’m full of juice and you’re a white pair of pants, you got me? Step off and let me by.

Wear this shirt: to a street fair or block party! Or, really, anywhere you can get fried dough. It’s not an outdoor party without fried dough.

Don’t wear this shirt: with chicken or fish.

This shirt tells the world: “Sometimes the best things come from unnatural mixing.”

We call this color: Hey, Are You The Red Striped Guy That Was Talking To Apple About- Aw, You Are? Great! Now I Can Finally Get The Name Of That Amazing Song. Man, Wasn’t That Dog Dude Weak?

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