Sarcastic Resolution

by krittikae

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2nd place in Derby #506: Resolutions with 143 votes!

YOUR 2016 HOROSCOPE: BIRTHDAYS 4/20 - 8/22

taurus (april 20 - may 20): shed your inhibitions this year. celebrate the little things. read empowering messages on coffee mugs. you’ll get a phone call in the spring or perhaps another season.

gemini (may 21 - june 20): make time for friendship in october. by “friendship,” we mean “bagels.” the stars can sometimes be confusing. watch out for mosquitoes.

cancer (june 21 - july 22): in march, you’ll start a dance craze called “the filthy lobster.” you’ll quit your job and pursue a career in choreography. in april, everyone will be sick of “the filthy lobster.” hopefully you have a savings account.

leo (july 23 - august 22): this is a year for risks and rewards. jupiter will move to the fourth house at some point, which is definitely significant somehow and not vague astrology babble. in february, you’ll get a free magnet from a real estate agent.

MORE TO COME TOMORROW.

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