Environmentalism? Recycling? It’ll never sell.
Bill, I get it. I do. The meaning is the message and all that, but I’m in Marketing so the point is lying and distorting the message as much as possible to lure more people into buying it.
“But, it’s not a product or service. Nothing’s for sale. It’s a call to action to help save the planet.”
Yeah, but what are we really saving it from?
“Well, garbage, pollution, you know. Junk in our environment.”
Woah woah WOAH! Now hey I agree and we both get it, but come on. Teach the controversy and all that, right? Now littering hasn’t been proven to come from humans and car exhaust hasn’t been proven to come from cars, so we don’t want to alienate people.
“Are you serious? What possible doubt is there?”
Oh lots of scientists disagree.
“WHICH scientists?”
Mainly the ones that accept money to espouse that opinion. Regardless, lots of people disagree that we should make the world we inhabit and will pass onto our children a better place and they have spending power. No, we need something to increase mass appeal, and I’ve got it.
“I hesitate to ask.”
Zombies.
“Zombies?”
Zombies!
“How does that relate to saving the planet?”
It doesn’t!
Wear this shirt: While pondering just how many bottles it’d take to make that Vermont return deposit worth it.
Don’t wear this shirt: If you prefer your Bender to actually look like Bender.
This shirt tells the world: “Violence can TOO help.”
We call this color: Navy we CAN make a difference after all.


Features
Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.
Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.
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Classic T-Shirt Fit:
This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!
- Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
- Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
- Manufactured In: Honduras
- Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
Fitted T-Shirt Fit:
Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!
- Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
- Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
- Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
- Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
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