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Saving the World, One Small Step at a Time

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Environmentalism? Recycling? It’ll never sell.

2nd place in Derby #191: Robots Save the World, with 629 votes!

Bill, I get it. I do. The meaning is the message and all that, but I’m in Marketing so the point is lying and distorting the message as much as possible to lure more people into buying it.

“But, it’s not a product or service. Nothing’s for sale. It’s a call to action to help save the planet.”

Yeah, but what are we really saving it from?

“Well, garbage, pollution, you know. Junk in our environment.”

Woah woah WOAH! Now hey I agree and we both get it, but come on. Teach the controversy and all that, right? Now littering hasn’t been proven to come from humans and car exhaust hasn’t been proven to come from cars, so we don’t want to alienate people.

“Are you serious? What possible doubt is there?”

Oh lots of scientists disagree.

WHICH scientists?”

Mainly the ones that accept money to espouse that opinion. Regardless, lots of people disagree that we should make the world we inhabit and will pass onto our children a better place and they have spending power. No, we need something to increase mass appeal, and I’ve got it.

“I hesitate to ask.”

Zombies.

“Zombies?”

Zombies!

“How does that relate to saving the planet?”

It doesn’t!

Wear this shirt: While pondering just how many bottles it’d take to make that Vermont return deposit worth it.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you prefer your Bender to actually look like Bender.

This shirt tells the world: “Violence can TOO help.”

We call this color: Navy we CAN make a difference after all.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 13.000s
First Sucker:
loktar
Last Wooter to Woot:
ameeulloa

Purchaser Experience

  • 8% first woot
  • 5% second woot
  • 31% < 10 woots
  • 27% < 25 woots
  • 28% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Saving the World, One Small Step at a Time by ramyb
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