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Scales & Bubbles

by Tom Anderson

$19.00 + free shipping
Orange
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 28 - Jun 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Dude, Where’s My Carp?

For thousands of years, artistic virtues like balance, restraint, and clarity have defined the aesthetic identity of the Orient. Then hairy, belching, loudmouthed gaijin like us came along to repackage those virtues into something that can shift units. Exhibit number ichi is this modernistic stylization of the classic koi motif. We think it’s cleverly conceived and tastefully executed. But if you buy one, don’t be surprised to receive a visit from the angry ghost of Hiroshige.

This shirt was designed by: Tom Anderson. Who? He’s a photographer. He’s an animator. He’s a musician. He’s a designer (see above). He’s a juggler. He’s curly-haired. He’s fresh out of college and shamelessly self-promoting. All those who want to hire him, say, “Aye!” And then contact him at andetom@gmail.com, because he can’t hear you very well from all the way over there.

Wear this shirt to: keep your hunting buddies from accidentally shooting you.

Don’t wear this shirt to: compete in a banana-split-eating contest. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get chocolate-syrup stains out of an orange shirt?

This shirt tells the world: “I prefer my fish without eyes, mouths, gills, or articulated fins.”

We call this color: Goldfish Are Actually Orange.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 10.000s
First Sucker:
JBurns1288
Last Wooter to Woot:
ltomexpress

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Scales & Bubbles by Tom Anderson
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.