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Scales & Bubbles

Standard
Tee
Orange
Limit 15 per customer

Dude, Where’s My Carp?

For thousands of years, artistic virtues like balance, restraint, and clarity have defined the aesthetic identity of the Orient. Then hairy, belching, loudmouthed gaijin like us came along to repackage those virtues into something that can shift units. Exhibit number ichi is this modernistic stylization of the classic koi motif. We think it’s cleverly conceived and tastefully executed. But if you buy one, don’t be surprised to receive a visit from the angry ghost of Hiroshige.

This shirt was designed by: Tom Anderson. Who? He’s a photographer. He’s an animator. He’s a musician. He’s a designer (see above). He’s a juggler. He’s curly-haired. He’s fresh out of college and shamelessly self-promoting. All those who want to hire him, say, “Aye!” And then contact him at andetom@gmail.com, because he can’t hear you very well from all the way over there.

Wear this shirt to: keep your hunting buddies from accidentally shooting you.

Don’t wear this shirt to: compete in a banana-split-eating contest. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get chocolate-syrup stains out of an orange shirt?

This shirt tells the world: “I prefer my fish without eyes, mouths, gills, or articulated fins.”

We call this color: Goldfish Are Actually Orange.

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Features

Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

(Unless you spend the $5 for Overnight Shipping)

Specs

Orange Woot Tee

Specs

Orange Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 10.000s
First Sucker:
JBurns1288
Last Wooter to Woot:
ltomexpress

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

2%
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