Scareperson

by Drakxxx

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Olive

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Internet Scare

3rd place in Derby #113: Harvest, with 1085 votes!

Mr. Scareperson, I don’t know who you are or what kind of deal you cut with Tweedler but suddenly I find you in my Tweedler feed and I NEVER OPTED TO FOLLOW YOU nor do I wish to. You are HUMAN WASTE which is amazing since you’re not even human!

I’m set to scorch the Internet with a flamethrower over this incident, STRAWHEAD. That’s right THE WHOLE INTERNET. I suggest for the sake of your reputation on-line, GET YOUR TWEEDLER ACCOUNT together and stop trying to crowd out the legitimate Tweedlerers I have opted to follow, such as Shirt.Woot.

Sincerely (if misguidedly), Mallorine Keatman

Wear this shirt: if you’re outstanding in your field.

Don’t wear this shirt: and expect it to keep crows away. Obviously it doesn’t work. Now, keeping kids away, that’s another story.

This shirt tells the world: “If I only had a brain…TO EAT.”

We call this color: Olive Scream.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!