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Scareperson

by Drakxxx

$19.00 + free shipping
Olive
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 23 - Oct 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Internet Scare

3rd place in Derby #113: Harvest, with 1085 votes!

Mr. Scareperson, I don’t know who you are or what kind of deal you cut with Tweedler but suddenly I find you in my Tweedler feed and I NEVER OPTED TO FOLLOW YOU nor do I wish to. You are HUMAN WASTE which is amazing since you’re not even human!

I’m set to scorch the Internet with a flamethrower over this incident, STRAWHEAD. That’s right THE WHOLE INTERNET. I suggest for the sake of your reputation on-line, GET YOUR TWEEDLER ACCOUNT together and stop trying to crowd out the legitimate Tweedlerers I have opted to follow, such as Shirt.Woot.

Sincerely (if misguidedly), Mallorine Keatman

Wear this shirt: if you’re outstanding in your field.

Don’t wear this shirt: and expect it to keep crows away. Obviously it doesn’t work. Now, keeping kids away, that’s another story.

This shirt tells the world: “If I only had a brain…TO EAT.”

We call this color: Olive Scream.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.000s
First Sucker:
dunebugs
Last Wooter to Woot:
Darthkrash

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Scareperson by Drakxxx
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.