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Science Fair Project

by Philip Tseng

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 28 - Jun 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 28
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Life Isn’t Fair…But Science Is

Ha! Pathetic! Look at you, Curt Potts, with your sad little bean-sprout display. Hey, Kelly McCardle – you like to think you’re pretty hot stuff, but nobody’s impressed by your “what temperature makes an egg float longest?” routine. And the less said about that bizarre exploration of bird-attracting odors, Nick Ridhaus, the better. 364 days of the year, you are the overlords of the school…but today is Science Fair day! And once my super-powered mice are finished impressing the judges, I shall command them to turn their wrath on your thrown-together mockeries of the scientific process! The ranks of lesser cardboard-box displays will be reduced to a smoking ruin! It’ll be satisfying for personal reasons, to be sure…but I’ll also be doing science a favor.

This shirt was designed by: San Diego designer Philip Tseng, who wants you to know that, quote, “Nerds are cool.” Especially nerds with an army of energy-blasting mice at their command.

Wear this shirt: to let the judges know that you won’t let the school down if they send you to the regionals.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the regionals. Score-grubbing is frowned upon at the higher levels of competitive science.

This shirt tells the world: “Attack, my pretties!”

We call this color: Asphalt Ribbon.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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  • 8% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 45% one year old
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Science Fair Project by Philip Tseng
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