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Scissors, Paper, Rock

by Radscoolian

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 28 - Jun 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 27
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

The Hands Race

1st place in Derby #206: Role Reversal, with 1082 votes!

From time immemorial, the order had been set in stone. And paper, and scissors. The heavy shall smash the sharp. The sharp shall cut the thin. The thin shall cover the heavy. Generation upon generation passed, the order ever unchanging.

Then a spark of knowledge set the ancient law to smolder. No man alive can say what first dawned: was it the rock’s flamethrower? The scissors’ jackhammer? The paper’s file? Or, in one blinding moment of simultaneous Promethean inspiration, all three at once?

No matter. The order had been upset. Anarchy was loosed upon the hands of the world. Spocks, lizards, everything was permitted, nothing was forbidden. The certainties of the ages crumbled into confusion. The sun set on the age of rock, paper, and scissors.

That’s when we all got really into tic-tac-toe.

Wear this shirt: to the World RPS Championships and blow their freakin’ minds.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re teaching a little kid how to play the game. To break the rules, one must intimately know the rules. Like Picasso or Lou Reed.

This shirt tells the world: “I won’t play by your rules.”

We call this color: Rochambasphalt.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 39.000s
First Sucker:
SirLancelittle
Last Wooter to Woot:
stelzer

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Scissors, Paper, Rock by Radscoolian
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